Kissimmee, Florida Haunted Attractions: Legends: A Haunting at Old Town 2014 review Pt. 1

Legends: A Haunting at Old Town is a year-round haunted house in Kissimmee, Florida’s Old Town. It’s about 10-15 minutes away from Walt Disney World in Orlando.


You might think that a year-round haunted house would be a small afterthought. You would be wrong. When these guys moved into Old Town a year ago they redefined the game. I had the opportunity to review them on their opening week and even then with, not everything fully installed, they impressed us.


The facility is built up into a house facade. Inside is a gift shop with T-Shirts, cups, and various Halloween merchandise.




When you enter the attraction you actually enter through an exterior funeral parlor doorway. The funny part is that if you are on the street you can sort of see inside the window for one of the rooms. I’ll bet this has amused countless families thus far.

The story revolves around Mr. Ashdown, the funeral director. You start out with a pre-show and a guide but you are then left alone to get through the rest of the house. Many of the pieces inside the haunt are real artifacts. Yes, the embalming table was actually used as such. There’s a lot of Easter eggs inside the haunt that I will talk about in part 2 where I will review their Ghost Tour.

But I digress.

Each room in here could be textbook examples of how to properly stage a haunt. Not only does it display a phenomenal understanding of psychology but they managed to get so much space out of this attraction. The entire haunt feels big because of how it was set up.

The actors – some veterans from the now defunct Terror on Church Street as well as Skull Kingdom – really know what they are doing. This means you aren’t going to have any amateurish screaming into your eardrums just to make you deaf happening in here.

From the phenomenal body bag room to the massive church room and beyond – the flow is perfect. The visual elements build a world around you that can hold its own with Universal Studios and Busch Gardens. The key difference is that A Haunting at Old Town might be scarier than all of the above.

This is what happens when someone who knows what they are doing sets up a haunt. It’s something to behold. Neither Harknell or I can think of anything negative to say about this attraction. If you are in Orlando and are a haunt fan you are doing yourself a disservice if you don’t do this one.

Stay tuned for part 2 where I will review their Ghost Tour. I have some surprising things to say about it.

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 Kissimmee and Orlando Haunted Attractions: Orlando Zombie Ball by Old Town’s Legends Dark Amusements TODAY

“Legends is excited to be creating a “haunt zone” for the Orlando Weekly Zombie Ball…Wednesday, October 22. The Orlando Weekly is currently offering a $5.00 discount on tickets for the ball to Legends fans. To take advantage of the discount, use the code “Legends” when buying your tickets online.”

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 Kissimmee, Florida Haunted Attractions: Old Town Halloween

Kissimmee, Florida’s Old Town is just 10 minutes away from Walt Disney World. Not only do they have a great year-round haunted house but they have a Halloween festival done by the same people who do the haunted house that is worth your time.

EDIT: This festival is FREE. Admission to the haunted house itself is just $15.00.

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 Tampa, Florida Haunted Attractions: Busch Gardens Howl O Scream The Experiment review

Regardless of my initial opinion I went through Busch Gardens Tampa’s The Experiment on Friday Oct, 2, 2014. I am almost always willing to explore things that I do not think that I would like as long as it’s not 100% clear that I won’t like it.


Busch Gardens Tampa’s Howl O Scream “The Experiment” is an upcharge “Extreme Haunted House” where you face your fears. It is not included with regular Howl O Scream admission. It replaces Alone, the prior upcharge house.

I was a big fan of Alone and thought it was the most innovative haunted house in the country when it was running. You can read about it and why I think so here.

The Experiment costs $50.00 for 1 person and an additional $10 for each person you bring in with you for up to 4 people total. The maximum price is $80 for 4 people. In this house you have to do something in each room to pass a test. If you fail that room you are ejected from the house. It includes possible contact with roaches. I don’t just hate roaches, I am legitimately allergic to them. When my allergist tested me I reacted severely to it.

That’s the main reason why I was so angry last year. There was no way that I could pass that room. I believe that a scoring system where you got points for each room that you passed would work better. In that case I could have gone and still understood that I would see the entire house that I had paid for. BGT doesn’t provide media passes to their upcharge houses so paying to walk in and get promptly eliminated was not gonna happen.

So why did I go this year?

I chose to go in this year because some friends who worked at Busch wanted me to go with them and I was told that if I got the roach room I’d be able to opt for an allergy glove. One of my friends actually works in this house. A combination of journalistic curiosity, knowing that this is a theme park and likely not going to be legitimately “X-TREEEEEME”, and wanting to see my friend’s work convinced me to go in.

Harknell did not enter since he has a well known dislike for the concept of “extreme haunted houses”, and doesn’t really want to contribute to their continued marketing and existence as such.

What happens in The Experiment?

I will not be posting spoilers of what happens down to the minutia out of respect for BGT but I will be giving you an excellent idea of what to expect as well as illustrate how I felt about it.

The Experiment begins when you check in at your assigned time. You will be given a plastic roach and asked to wait your turn as they queue groups up to enter. When you enter you give the roaches back and are greeted by the first actor who assigns you a unique number and gives you a lanyard.

the expiriment busch gardens tampa

The number on this lanyard is truly unique. If you post your number the actors can legitimately figure out who you are even if you don’t have a blog. You also get a band aid to place on your neck that is supposed to be a heart monitor. They have sound effects in the house for this.

In each room you will be talked to aggressively and told to do things and reply in certain ways. If you do not comply you will be ejected from the house.

The roach room is actually pretty early in the house and of course I got tagged for it. I asked for the allergy glove and so they tagged someone else in my group. I still had to do the non-roach part of the room which was totally fine. I felt it was a great bit of improv on the actor’s part not to totally excuse me.

In my opinion the most extreme challenge in the house was having to put your hand in with roaches. The rest of it was psychological games that are meant to disturb you but not truly upset you. I liken it to a more extreme version of the classic Chamber of Horrors concept where you may have to touch grapes that you are told are eyes. (That doesn’t happen in this house. Just an example.) Each of the rooms had a challenge that was not terribly hard to pass in my opinion.

The actors inside this house were second to none. Everyone did a phenomenal job, especially my lady in the sink room. :) This is clearly where they put their A-List actors. If you’ve read my review of the main Howl O Scream event. BGT Howl O Scream does have one of the best actor training programs in the country. I don’t know what they do but the results are clear.

We did have some trouble at the end. It could be because my vision isn’t the best but I felt the fog was too high in the finale scene. I accidentally led my group out through the fire exit that was behind a mini blind.

You might ask, “Why would you think a door was behind a mini blind?”

I was thinking that since this was the upcharge house that there might have been a secret passage or some type of design within the room like Alone had.

They should turn that fog down or place an actor there to deter people exiting. Or maybe I was the only one to make that mistake. I do occasionally have talent like that. Herp derp.

The actors let us in and stayed in character which was funny, though! A+


Busch Gardens Tampa’s Howl O Scream The Experiment is a hybrid “extreme haunted house” and traditional haunted house in a controlled theme park setting. They are not out to truly upset you which I feel is a good thing.

The actors are amazing. Every single person in there gave 100% and are phenomenal examples of where one should aspire to be in scare acting. Everyone in my group loved it.

That said I did have some mixed feelings on certain aspects of the overall design and staging. It was both better than I expected and not what I was expecting simultaneously. I feel that the staging of each room and the puzzles within were too simple. I understand that in a theme park things like capacity and throughput are a huge factor. Also you have to make sure that it’s not so extreme as to not work with your demographic. This event is for teens and above. These factors likely informed these choices.

Still, the design of the house was very simple when compared with the design of Alone where they would literally move the hallways and such to create disorienting effects around you. I kept looking for bits of the room to move and change with us but they did not take that route. Sometimes you would run into other (non-scientist) people in the rooms but they didn’t do much other than lunge and scream.

I understand that they were likely trying to accomplish something different than Alone in this attraction but the end result did feel less “big” and less immersive than Alone – and I think I know why.

Inside The Experiment you are mostly doing things but you aren’t seeing things happen. In alone, you saw a lot of stuff happen ranging from an extending hallway to an elevator and a man with no eyes. This was revealed to you only when the lighting changed and he stepped forward after your conversation with him.

I think that a great way to up the scare factor on this that would work with a theme park’s capacity would be to introduce some theatrical elements beyond what they currently have. This way you could do those things that you “can’t do in a theme park” – just not to the guests coming through.

Suggesting things can be more powerful than getting someone to do something. For example, many of the actors at Field of Screams in PA often present themselves to you fully at the end of a hallway so that you know they are there. There’s no surprise when they come at you. But it’s actually scarier than if they were a surprise. Actor #1 sets the tone and then Actor #2 or even 3 are the ones who jump out or says something to you. Anticipation is often far worse than surprise or action.

In many ways this is the most theatrical haunted house BGT has ever done in terms of the amazing scientists, but with everyone who was not a scientist I saw minimal theatrical engagement.

This does not mean that this is a bad attraction by any means. I realize that I personally have a certain set of expectations which is why I am explaining my thoughts thoroughly to you so that you can understand my personal preferences as opposed to your own.

I would recommend The Experiment to anyone wanting something different in their haunted house experience. This is likened to an “Extreme Haunted House” but this is not out to hurt you so I believe it’s all good fun. There are some phenomenal actors doing great work. That said, I do hope they revamp this concept to bring more world-building, interactivity and theatrical horror back into the upcharge haunted house next year.

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 Release problems and quality issues plague the Disney Parks x Haunted Mansion Dooney and Bourke bags

At 3:00-3:30AM EST this morning Disney Parks released another volley of Haunted Mansion Dooney and Bourke bags on DisneyStore.com. They were all sold out before 4 AM except for the tote which was sold out by the time I woke up for work.

The most infuriating bit is that they weren’t even listed on the site properly so regular customers didn’t even have a chance. You can see that as of this writing the link above doesn’t actually include the Smith Bag. It’s on the site but you have to manually type in the SKU. It’s excluded from the search!

Seriously. The only way to get certain bags, like the bag I wanted, the Smith Bag was to know the freaking 10-15 digit long SKU number and manually input that into the search bar.

This Smith bag I have wanted for over a year:


So a handful of people who stayed up all night and also were members of Disney Dooney and Bourke fan communities where the SKU numbers were posted got bags. No one else did.

I have to admit that it is tough to contain my frustration and anger that I’ve been trying to get this bag for over a year. I managed to pick up a Haunted Mansion Tote in the parks by sheer luck but it’s not actually the bag I wanted. I was going to return or exchange it when my Smith bag came out because I knew that if I didn’t buy the tote I’d probably never get any Haunted Mansion bag. Disney has done an extremely poor job of releasing these bags. It’s as if they have no faith in the Haunted Mansion. It’s clear that a lot of people want them because it’s become a frenzy over this. It is way past the ridiculous point.

Worse yet, on the Disney Dooney and Bourke fan communities photos surfaced of broken straps, unsewn seams, and the fabric peeling off on some people’s Haunted Mansion bags within just a day or two of being opened.

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bad seam dooney and bourke

hm disney quality

Images from Disney Dooney and Bourke community.

I had thought that Dooney and Bourke was a good company, but it seems that if you do get one of these Haunted Mansion Dooneys you should keep the receipt. They have a year warranty from Dooney so make sure to carry it for a bit immediately.

It’s very depressing to me that something so awesome is being marred by poor releases and allegedly worse quality. The bags that I got had rough straps that will definitely tear up my clothing. I am legitimately not sure if I can carry it because it’s like sandpaper.

Disney and Dooney and Bourke need to fix this unless they want to be known for being of poor quality.

I emailed Disney a complaint and they replied with a copy/paste that answered a question that I never asked. :(

EDIT: Mine started falling apart after just 5 days. You can see a tiny white area where the finish already broke. It’s just going to get worse.


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