NEW JERSEY.

It had to happen sooner or later. MTV is making a reality TV show about the Jersey Shore and filming it on the worst beach ever…Seaside Heights.

This is going to be the BEST SHOW EVAR OH MY GOD.

Seaside Heights is known by us locals as “Sleazeside Heights” for a reason. They charge admission to the beach, but it is littered with trash and cigarette butts. It is absolutely disgusting. I went on there once and nearly puked because you couldn’t step anywhere without stepping on garbage. If you are a woman one of these guys will hit on you in very inappropriate ways.

Once I waited for Harknell to go to the bathroom and 3 guys came up to me, “HAY BABY U WANNA PARTY IN DA KLUB!??!!?” Man, I was just left alone for a few minutes.

Drunk people pile onto the boardwalk looking to fist pump JUST LIKE IN THIS VIDEO.

Erm…I am so DVRing this! It starts on 3 December.

Oh god. Oh god.

Today is the 18th anniversary of Freddie Mercury’s passing. WORST DAY EVAR. However, we have this awesome Muppet version of Bohemian Rhapsody that came out today in his honor.

I don’t believe there ever will be a frontman as good as Freddie. It’s just a level of excellence that most humans can’t even begin to aspire to. One day when I perform on stage, I hope to even come close to 10% of Freddie’s greatness. I believe the not-Freddie human amazing performer can only get that close.

Very cool that 18 years after his death, people are still making videos based off of Queen’s work. Two of my favorite things together…Queen and Muppets.

ROTFLROTFL.

Thanks Lindsay!

I found this photo on my computer. It’s from the old incarnation of my comic over at the classic site. This is probably from about 2003.

Err….? I got nuthin’. Even I have no idea why I did this.

I DIED I DIED I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD HIS FACE HIS FACE.

I am clearly 4 years old.

THIS KILLED ME I’M STILL LAUGHING.

Thanks, Harknell for sending this one to me.