We gave finished the church ceremony and are off to a photoshoot and moar cocktails.

Dude, I totally forgot to post the pix from my trip to Kennywood on Thursday!

We went in the evening right before it got rained out, but there was plenty of time for us to ride the ridiculously unimpressive Ghostwood Estates haunted ride that replaced the awesome classic Gold Rusher mine cart ride. I’ll write a profanity-full post about the Asswood Estates later…with video report.

We also rode the train, awesome Noah’s Ark, and the ridiculously retarded Garfield’s Nightmare that replaced the amazing classic Old Mill Ride. (Video with semi-offensive commentary to come.)

Here are the pix of Asswood Estates, our parfait, and the kikass classic carousel. WTF, Kennywood. What happened to the ice cream, peanut, and fudge parfaits? This is not a parfait it’s fairy shit. Cream, brownie, and a big hat of frozen yogurt. Tasty, but not a traditional parfait!

Kennywood really needs to stop the gentrification. They cock-chopped the Mill, shit on the Gold Rusher, and fairy crapped on my parfait…this is a nostalgia park, not Six Fags! Butthurt. I has it. Still fun, but fun ‘roids.

Harknell and I are hangin’ at my best friend’s wedding rehearsal. He looks like a Jedi Hoodie Commando! <3

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The rehearsal went well. We are on our way back to Lulu's Noodles for a post rehearsal dinner and then cocktails. LOL I said "cock". Wut.

Before the wedding rehearsal we visited my friend and fixed her computer…THEN IS CAT INVASION!!!! SOUND THE ALARMZ!!!

We also were joined by the neighbor’s cat at the back door. He was on shore leave from the USS Tuna Bref.

I am away in Pittsburgh for my best friend’s wedding this weekend. I will be moblogging from my phone.

PROTIP: Rest stops are not good places to hit on me, creepy guy whoever you are.

Harknell just bought us lunch at Lulu’s Noodles in Oakland and will be having dinner at Kennywood. Yes, corn dogs are dinner in MY Pgh. :D

Lychee bubble tea, crab rangoons, Dr Fu noodles and some random shrimp dumpling thing that was too salty but tasty: