I had a weird day today.

I was in my office and decided to go to the bathroom. All was well until after I exited the stall. I saw that there was a mystery puddle on the floor. Then, I notice the bottom of my pant legs got wet from standing in the stall. Not just a little wet…absolutely soaked. I guess Ann Taylor Loft makes pants with really absorbent fabric.

So I freak out. I’m at work and I either have sewer water or someone else’s pee on my clothes. I decide to go home, but then I can’t find my car keys. I run up to my desk and all over the building looking for them. Twice.

In my head the narrator said, “And so she was stuck at work FOREVER….with pee legs. BWAHA HA HAAAaa!”

AAAAA! So I finally find my keys which happened to be in the bathroom where I left them after I noticed the mystery puddle.

Then I went home and took a shower…

Later I went to Starbucks and tried to sit on the patio for some dry peace and quiet so I could get some blog posts written but some jock tried to hit on me a couple of times. (I guess it’s mating season.) I immediately decided I was done with today, went home and watched TV.

I DARE anyone to post a crazy day you have had that is weirder than this.

There is this awesome tree in my neighborhood that blooms only for a week or so and then turns green. It is in bloom now. When the sun is behind it, it looks like it is on fire.

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Today is Earth Day so I’ll tell you a story.

Rutgers University is notable for a few things:

1. I graduated from there.
2. Porn star Asia Carerra graduated from there.
3. RU prioritizes sports over everything else, so everything except for the 2nd new stadium is falling apart and/or understaffed.
4. WEIRD SHIT happens in the libraries!!!!!

My friend used to work at the Douglass library at Rutgers University. Most libraries are big cruising destinations.

If you don’t know what that means: It means that it’s a big hangout for anonymous sex. Usually gay.

It is so bad that there are now signs in the bathrooms pleading for people to please not touch anyone else. I will post a photo of one of these signs later.

Something stranger than sex happened at the Douglass Library. My friend who worked there reported to me that some anonymous individual would take a large crap in front of the elevator on Earth Day. This happened every Earth Day for 3 years in a row.

I guess they graduated.

My birth parents bought me a box of assorted bindis with the hope that I would get in touch with the Indian part of my heritage. This was inside.

Ummm…

Can anyone out there who was raised Indian explain the sperm bindis to me?!

You can find beauty in the strangest places. For example, a wad of trash bag that was caught in a tree.

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