I have been watching the Leprechaun films while drawing the comic. I have just decided that these films are the BEST FILMS EVAR MADE.

OK, let me break it down for you:

Leprechaun 1

Legitimate horror film. Evil Leprechaun kills people who took his gold.

Leprechaun 2

Same as the first film, but worse actors. This time he is horny. Leprechaun achieves a child-size hot rod complete with phatted out flaming skulls.

Leprechaun 3

Leprechaun is now in Las Vegas. This film is about the same as watching plaster dry on a fat lady’s ass. They made a horror film, but added goofy comedy and a really bad portrayal of an Indian Quik E Mart guy. This is awesome WTF. The actors are so bad in this one. OMG. We also have the lead guy starting to turn into a Leprechaun and spontaneously reciting stereotypical Irish phrases.

Leprechaun 4: In Space

This film is Very Special.

Everyone needs to watch it immediately.

In tis film, Leprechaun is in space. No one knows why. He is horny. There is a dollar store reject porn star bad princess Leia rip off that he wants to marry so that he can be king. There is a bad German accent Max Headroom ripoff that turns out to be a paraplegic cyborg. We also have a female space doctor with THE WORST EYEBROWS EVAR and a fleet of horny space marines that were probably rejected from an Uwe Boll film.

Oh yes, I forgot to mention the bisexual necrophiliac scientist guy that looks kind of like Rick Moranis from Honey I Shrunk the Kids.

In the beginning of the film the Leprechaun pulls a stick out of his ass that turns into a lightsaber. This is when I knew this would become my favorite film evar.

A few scenes later when one of the marines attempt to have sex, the Leprechaun bursts out of his penis and come straight out of the crotch of his pants like if he was the Kool-Aid Man.

No, I am not making this up (slightly probably NSFW clip):

I have only watched up to 4. More to come when I watch:

Leprechaun 5: In the Hood
Leprechaun 6: Back 2 da Hood.

If you’d like to see these, you can get them in the Pot O Gold DVD Collection. :D

It seems that there is a lot of toilet news on this blog this week and last.

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Danielle let me know that she just started a jewelry shop!

Hi all!

I have opened an Etsy store, where I sell vintage inspired jewelry and just fun & colorful stuff in general! These items are low in cost, and would make great gifts for ladies of all ages. It’s easy to buy from Etsy… you just add items to your cart, and pay with Paypal. (You do NOT need a Paypal account to use your credit card through them as a buyer…)

The address to my store is:

http://beatroad.etsy.com

Please bookmark my site and come back often… you never know what you’ll find. :)

Check her designs out!

I thought I had seen it all..but….

Rock on!

I don’t know what I’d do if I had a wedding. I’d want all you guys to come, so that would be very difficult!