I had a profound experience that inspired me both creatively and spiritually. STORY TIME!!! See this shit here:

Once there was a little prince:

He really liked some Starbucks. Man it made his pee smell like barista porn:

One day, he happen upon a Starbucks and ordered some shit.

While waiting for his drink, he chose to not stand aside to let others get their drinks. Instead he fucking blocked the customer pick up area. OMG WTF my drink is up before yours, assclown!

This made me annoyed. Instead, I just read email on my iPhone to pretend I was a Starbucks tree:

The moral is:

What do you get when you combine cooking with Atmospheric Black Metal? Atmospheric Black Metal Kitchen, of course!

Link.

Not enough eclectic home ec content for you? There’s also Gothic Martha Stewart.

OH MY GOD. FINALLY!

Night Court was one of my favorite shows when I was a child.

It took them FOUR YEARS to release Night Court Season 2 after having released Season 1. The ass-brained executive who thought to not release this in favor of a Markie Post “Best Of” compilation should be kicked in the balls by a hummingbird.

BUY IT NAOW I AM BUYING MINE WANT OMG!

Well, the Limited Edition MAC Hello Kitty Collection is out. I have to say that the promo video for this collection is probably one of the most over the top, bizarre things I have ever seen.

It starts off with a freaky skinny girl who apparently doesn’t have any leg muscles and is ambulatory by WTF and ends with gyrating, shirtless leathermen wearing oversized leather Hello Kitty masks.

It is like a furry convention, an anime convention, and a fetish convention has a baby while on LSD. Judging by the comments on the video, apparently this ad is horrifying half of the internet, and the other half loves it. Awesome:

For those of you interested in purchasing any of the Hello Kitty Collection…you had best move fast because a lot of it is already sold out. Make a beeline (or kittyline) to your nearest, MAC Store or department store!

I gave up buying things I don’t need..but this is testing my resolve.

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