Crocto said this about my prior post:

we aren’t thinking critically about this. (i know i know) but let’s think about it like this:

satan WAS a lesbian.

this implies that:

1. satan is a girl
2. satan either started out as or decided to become a lesbian
3. after a period of time and for whatever reason satan decided lesbianism no longer was for her and became a heterosexual.

so what have we learned? satan is a girl who was a lesbian but is now straight.

i’ve found that when you think critically about stupid stuff like this it becomes even more absurd and funny.

also i’m trying to go for the longest comment on your blog!

HAHAHAHA!

Well, Harknell and I went to Disney World last week to celebrate our anniversary!

We stayed at Coronado Springs Resort

There were wild friendly cranes and geckos!

They had Mickey Head Waffles!

We went crazy:

Since it was our anniversary we received special pins saying so. We received Special treatment at the Liberty Tree Inn…a confetti Mickey Head heart:

At Jiko’s we got a free dessert and a card from the kitchen that was signed in each of their languages:

Everyone greeted us and wished us their best..as we got on and off rides the cast members would call out, “Happy Anniversary!”

I went to Epcot and ate German food…frankfurter, wurst, and pretzel. Then I made a drunk post on Onezumi.com because I had too much german beer.

We also went to see Bloody Mary at Universal Studios’ Halloween Horror Nights. It was the scariest haunted houses I have ever been in!

It was the most fun week of my life! I did get sick in the middle of the week but thanks to vitamins, I got well enough that I only missed one day. I have wanted to go here for many years so I almost started crying I was so happy!

Disney is not just a park…its an immersive experience that is more like an anime con without the annoying drama. I want to try and go again next year. I hope this time I don’t get sick.

Also we had a toilet in our room on the train. Look on the left. A TOILET WITH A WINDOW AWESOME:

I really recommend taking the train. We got to meet and party with so many people on the way down! I was going to wave from my toilet window at people but Harknell wouldn’t let me. HAHAHA!

This Florida brand of water sounds like a venereal disease:

Click here to see more pictures!

Dark Floors, The Lordi Motion Picture has finally been released in the USA. (Thanks Terence for the heads up!) Of course, I ran out and got my copy immediately.

This film stars Skye Bennett as a young autistic girl who has been hospitalized with an unknown condition. Her father is played by Noah Huntley who you may have seen in 28 Days Later.

After a mishap where the MRI machine catches on fire, the girl’s father decided to take her from the hospital. One of her attending doctors (Played by Dominique McElligott) urges him to stop because without her medicine, she may have a seizure.

They enter an elevator with a scraggly-looking old man, security guard, and a short-tempered businessman. At this point weird things start happening as the monsters from the band Lordi attack them.

I felt that the few reviews I could find of this film treated it unfairly due to Lordi being a metal band. Apparently everything has to be SERIOUS BUSINESS these days, including our music. Oh no! How dare a band wear fun costumes? Really, people need to chill out.

I enjoyed this film for the most part. It was immaculately shot. I do however have to say that the plot is another matter. You never are given the reason for the monsters attacks. The description of the film says that the little girl may be the group’s only way out…but that just seemed to be the default..there wasn’t much in the way of clues to tell anyone that. She drew pictures of what was going to happen, but that was it.

I enjoyed the ride, but I still don’t know what the film was about. The two main male and female characters were supposed to have a crush on each other, I think…but the characters aren’t really developed enough to give the audience that emotional attachment. You don’t exactly care who lives or dies. At the end, there is a cryptic conversation with Lordi and the little girl that doesn’t really shed any light on it.

Does anyone out there have an idea about what was supposed to happen here?

In closing, this was a great visual film with some kick ass zombies and monsters, but don’t expect to find anything out about why things are happening. If you are not a Lordi fan and just like horror, get this for your next party and watch it with your friends. If you are a Lordi fan, get it when you get your next paycheck!

…If you like romantic comedies, don’t get this film… :D

I hope there will be a sequel because I will be first in line to see it. Because of the vagueness, I sadly must give it 3 Onezumi heads and hope that Mr. Lordi doesn’t disembowel me when I see him live on his next tour:

Friends of mine have started a political comic:

Link.

Friends of mine are doing this charity event in Delaware. If you live nearby, check them out on Friday 10/24:

Link.