One of the highlights of our trip to Orlando was the Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios! Never in my LIFE have I been to something more fun. NEVAR.

This year the theme was Bloody Mary. Here is my video of her taunting us at the front gate:

I also have some video that I took of the scare zone, “Asylum in Wonderland”. these scare zones are not meant to be that scary because you have to walk through them over and over again, so they are a bit more scary at night:

I did not get video of the caterpillar on the mushroom. He was very funny. He would taunt you and he sprayed some woman with a water jet and said, “NOW YOU SHALL HAVE MY LARVAE!”

EDIT: Oh wait this guy took a video of him:

See what I mean? Much scarier at night. I was there very early.

The 8 haunted houses here were so scary that it was NUTS. NUTS, MAN, NUTS. The Dead Exposure house with the zombies was so relentless, my freaking eyes started tearing up! Bloody Mary’s Reflections of Fear house was the best I have eve been in. You had to push through the walls to get anywhere! Then you would witness scenes of people being tortured, because she was obsessed with making people scared and killing them.

Then there was the Body Collectors house. Holy SHIT that was off the charts. Limbs getting severed. At one point a ghoul ripped a live person’s spine out in front of me.

It was at that point that I knew I would travel across the entire country to visit Orlando EVERY YEAR. I AM GOING TO THIS EVERY YEAR UNTIL THE DAY I DIE AND I RECOMMEND THAT YOU ALSO GO IT WAS BEST EVAR TIMES A BILLION.

I wish my videos did it justice, but most of the event was far too dark for my little camera.

The live show of Bill and Ted’s Excellent Halloween Adventure was also very funny and I consider it something that you cannot CANNOT MISS if you go.

How much did I like this? I’ve already contacted my travel agent to go back in October 2009. I had NO IDEA that I was capable of having this much fun.

I am writing a letter to Universal Studios letting them know how much they kicked ass this year.

Also, here is my video of the Pumpkin forest. I’m going to make some art based off of this:

New Art! Colored Pencil on 8 x 10 kraft paper.

If anyone would like to own her, she is $25 plus shipping.

It’s Halloween week and WOW where the heck did September and October go? It is now less than 2 months until Christmas. Aside from that bit of HOLY CRAP, I have found some cool Halloween crafts that I would like to make. but I don’t have the time.

I remember when I used to have time to do things like eat and sleep…honest…

- Origami Bats:

- Craft Stick Mummy:

- The Witch and Her Cauldron Lawn Decoration:

15. Slutty Candy Corn:

It’s a candy corn. And it wants you. What?

14. Slutty Garden Ho:

This is what happens when bad puns go green.

13. Slutty Deer Hunter:

Now we have the female version of “Deliverance”. Hey, it’s 2008.

12. Slutty Leprechaun:

No comment.

11. Slutty Tin Man Pin Up:

There are a few “sexy” Tin Man costumes out there, but I found this “Pin Up” variant to be especially creepy due to the “fetish” leggings that appear to be children’s jammies.

10. Slutty Fake Flesh Slut:

This costume is the most prolific, clearly.

9. Slutty Gingerbread Crotch:

Well, truthfully, the gingerbread really is directly atop her crotch.

8. Slutty Wednesday Addams:

Perhaps next year we will get an equally sexed-up version of Thing?

7. Slutty Generic WTF Indian Beauty:

This one is called. “Sexy Indian Beauty”. It’s not Indian. It’s not Native American…it’s…vaguely ancient greek coupled with She-Ra? WTF.

6. Slutty Robin:

Bah, we’ve known for years what Batman and Robin do in their downtime.

5. Slutty Spongebob Squarepants:

I guess this is what happens when Spongebob hits puberty.

4. Slutty Jason Voorhees:

Here comes Jason…the slut.

3. Slutty Ghostbusters:

In this version of the Ghostbusters universe, Slimer is a leatherman that they keep chained to their basement furnace.

2. Slutty Elvis Presley:

A woman and an Elvis ‘do…every straight man’s dream?

1. Slutty Freddy Kruger:

Sexy Freddy? Anyone?

My favorite Finnish monsters are releasing a new album on October 29th! They have new costumes! Look!! Awww, Ms. Awa has a cute wedding dress. :D

Here is their new single, “Bite it Like a Bulldog”:

Finnish monster-rockers LORDI are coming your way. With the release of their new album Deadache hitting the U.S. just in time for Halloween, the holiday won’t end come November. Kicking it all off with a performance on Late Night with Conan O’Brien on 11/6/08, LORDI will be bringing the over-the-top, unstoppable, horror movie theatrics and pyrotechnic-fueled rock ‘n’ roll to a city near you. To preface the release of Deadache and the tour, the band will preview tracks from the album on their MySpace page every day this week!

Mr. Lordi, who designed all new costumes for the band, has a gang of monsters at his side– Amen the unstoppable mummy, Awa the vampire countess, Ox the hellbull, and Kita the alien manbeast. Together they take fans on an anthemic rock ‘n’ roll journey– nothing short of a total bombardment of the senses. The riffs are certainly not de-fleshed nor are the mighty choruses mummified. These songs are proof: monsters do have more fun! And sharing in the fun will be Lizzy Borden and Stolen Babies for all shows below.

Check out www.myspace.com/lordi all week to hear new tracks and to get more information on LORDI you can also check out www.lordi.fi.

LORDI on tour with Lizzy Borden and Stolen Babies:

11/07/08 Fri @House of Blues – Houston, TX
11/08/08 Sat @House of Blues – Dallas, TX
11/09/08 Sun @ White Rabbit – San Antonio, TX
11/12/08 Wed @House of Blues – Las Vegas, NV
11/13/08 Thurs @ House of Blues – San Diego, CA
11/16/08 Sun @Glasshouse Music Hall – Pomona, CA
11/17/08 Mon @ House of Blues – West Hollywood, CA
11/20/08 Thurs @ Gothic Theatre – Englewood, CO
11/22/08 Sat @ House of Blues – Chicago, IL
11/23/08 Sun @ House of Blues – Cleveland, OH
11/24/08 Mon @ The Fillmore (Irving Plaza) – New York, NY

Links:
http://www.myspace.com/lordi
http://www.lordi.fi

I AM GOING TO THE NYC ONE I THINK OMG, DOOD.