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22
Aug

 Puke-worthy fish pedicure proves women (again) do stupid things for beauty

Oh my GOD this is the most nasty, ridiculous thing I have heard in a long time! A salon in the DC area is promoting a new kind of pedicure that involves sticking the client’s feet into a tank or warm water full of fish that eat at your feet.

I am terrified to fish to begin with, but also, this just seems nasty and cruel. To keep a pedicure bath sanitary, you must clean and change the water between clients. If they are doing this, it must be very horrible for the poor fish.

WTF is wrong with people, seriously? Next thing you know, they’ll be using snakes to give beauty enemas while wearing jaunty clown hats that say, “I like cheese.” on them.

MY GOD YOU COULD NOT PAY ME TO DO THIS HOLY SHIT NO.

Link.


21
Aug

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 Gaming Event in South Jersey!

Aaron sent me this event that is happening tomorrow in South Jersey!

Hey guys,

Aaron from the Game Katsu crew here, we wanted to let you know that if you weren’t busy tomorrow perhaps you would enjoy a small event we’re having in the South Jersey area. From 4pm to 10pm on Friday the 22nd of August we’ll be having essentially a smaller version of the Game Katsu room at the Bellmawr Station 33 Fire Hall.

The Battle at Bellmawr as we’ve dubbed it will feature 15 – 20 TVs running games from all generations and include some tournaments for Halo 3 (2 vs. 2 Slayer), SoulCalibur IV, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and Rock Band. We will also be featuring a few local bands, and everyone’s favorite Japanese Comic Punk Band – Peelander Z!

Our event also will be sending some of its proceeds to the American Cancer Society, so come on out have fun and help fight cancer! Hope to see you guys there! For more information check out our website at http://www.ExtinctionLevelEvents.com or email me at Aaron@ExtinctionLevelEvents.com


21
Aug

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 Blood Elf Inked

Added to my sketchbook!


20
Aug

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 Tragic Cakes

What the customer said:
“So we’re throwing a going-away party for our friend, and we’d like you to write “Good luck at U.C.”, since that’s the college she’s going to. Also, she’s a big E.T. fan – you know, from the movie? – so we want to incorporate that somehow. I’ll leave it up to you; we just want something E.T.- related on it. Can you do that? Yeah? Cool! Thanks!”

The result:

Then we have a battle:

Finally, a crazy bride cake:

Thank you, ChicanerysMuse! See more at CakeWrecks.


18
Aug

 Official Launch: Stupid and Insane Defenders Against Chaos

My new comic has just officially launched. I will be posting one comic each day for about 2 months and then I will return to the Tuesday/Friday posting schedule.

Please check it out.

The URL is http://www.Onezumi.com. If you have any of my old comic bookmarked, you may need to re-bookmark.

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