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30
Apr

 Stuff White People Like

I think Crocto and Harknell found this one:

# #95 Rugby
# #94 Free Healthcare
# #93 Music Piracy
# #92 Book Deals
# #91 San Francisco
# #90 Dinner Parties
# #89 St. Patrick’s Day
# #88 Having Gay Friends
# #87 Outdoor Performance Clothes
# #86 Shorts
# #85 The Wire
# #84 T-Shirts

All I have to say is LOOK AT # 1 LOOOL.

Link.


29
Apr

 For Xyloart

I hear Xyloart might need a smile so I made this for her LOL:


28
Apr

 PENGUIN BAG! PENGUIN BAG!

OMGGgggg! Look at this Sammie’s by Samsonite “Funny Face” Collection thingy that I found!

I love this, but I can’t help but think someone would steal this if you took it on a plane. They also have a Tiger, Ladybug. and Turtle! On sale for 29.99 USD.

Link.


24
Apr

 New Brunswick Caught the Crazy

The other day was just sitting somewhere in New Brunswick, NJ and this guy started moving too close to me, so I used Common Sense [TM] and started walking toward my destination.

He notices a friend of his and says hi to him. Then his friend notices me and starts catcalling in a rather scary way. When I don’t respond to the guy, he then quickly started getting belligerent with me and demanding that I stop and talk to him. Finally, he went and picked up a blunt object and started toward me while raising it over his head saying, “Hey bitch you come talk to me!”

I didn’t totally make out what the blunt object was. I think it was one of those poles that marks off areas. Anyway, I was wearing a skirt and I really did not want to get into another fight with another dude who is trying to molest me.

(Edit: Thank you new WordPress version for deleting the last paragraph of my post.)

Lucky for me, the guy had a limp. So he was slow. The Horny Hunchback and his Flying Fartknockers. I was able to walk and outrun him. Most pathetic attempted assault EVAR.

OMG New Brunswick, you took the crazy pills.


24
Apr

 Dog + Cat + Rat = BEST EVAR

This man from Colorado has a dog, cat, and rat that ride atop each other and play with each other. You have to see it to believe it:

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