The 25-year-old daughter of Marguerite Perrin died in a car accident yesterday in Ponchatoula, LA. In case you don’t remember Marguerite, she was one of the stars of “Trading Spouses.” She became a household name overnight for being the “God Warrior.” Her daughter Ashley Perrin was also on the show as well as Ashley’s young daughter.

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Oh man. I was really sorry to hear this. She’s quite a character, but no one deserves to lose a child. Perhaps it’s the characters on this planet that make life more amusing, and thus, worth living. If you are reading this Marguerite, we are deeply sorry for your loss.

[16:39] aidanhawke: they had a bunch of Jesus figures out that did different sports
[16:39] MsDurhamRed: hahahah
[16:39] aidanhawke: like Soccer Jesus and Taikwando Jesus
[16:39] aidanhawke: it was weird
[16:43] Onezumi: LOL SOCCER JESUS
[16:43] Onezumi: we need fanboy jesus
[16:43] aidanhawke: oh man
[16:44] aidanhawke: that’d be awesome
[16:44] Onezumi: a big dude with rolls and a naruto headband
[16:44] aidanhawke: retarded jesus’es
[16:44] Onezumi: LOLOLOL
[16:44] aidanhawke: Comic Nerd Jesus: complete with first edition superman and cheetos stains on toga
[16:44] aidanhawke: comes in like a diarahma of his mom’s basement
[16:45] aidanhawke: would Goth Jesus even make sense
[16:45] aidanhawke: would he kill himself and then keep resurrecting?

We’re totally going to do Six Flags Fright Fest over at Harknell.com. If you are in Jersey you’d best get your ass over to the forum and come play with us. :D

If you remember we did it last year and this happened:

That’s Bree from Sex, Drugs, and June Cleaver and her new Zombie friend.

Remember that ugly time in the 80s/90s where everyone decided to rap? Well, so did Microsoft decide to “KICK IT WITH THEIR HOMIES”. What the HELL. God. What? Crap.

This guy totally looks like my podiatrist who did my surgeries. I’m not kidding. Yes I was scared…BECAUSE OF THIS. And who are those women? Is that the group En Vogue in their wonderful red condom dresses? Holy SHIT.

*dies*

God sonofa bitch damn do I absolutely hate breast implants. 10k on unnecessary bullshit that has to be surgically removed every 10 years, leaving hanging sacks of empty curdled flesh. Such a great deal that I’m surprised Einstein didn’t get them. :/

Apparently this bee agrees with me. GO BEE, GO! :D

Swarm in a B cup

A Taiwanese woman was sporting a brand spanking new breast implant this week after her previous joy bag was punctured in a freak bee stinging incident.

The apine dive bomber attacked the 31 year old last month as she was riding her motorcycle while wearing a low cut dress, Ananova reports. Despite the fact that saline implants are supposed to withstand pressures of 200Kg, the woman said her right breast “disappeared” in just two days.

Subsequent investigations showed the saline from the boob propper-upper had leaked as a result of the bee attack.

The surgeon who reinstalled the girl’s right Bulgarian air bag put the incident down to the fact that she was “very skinny” which meant the skin on her breasts was therefore very thin and prone to puncturing when attacked by enraged pollen collectors.

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So she got it replaced. Wow. Sign this bitch up for Mensa.

EDIT: OH NOES! Could it have been:

NOBODY KNOWS. :D