So recently my friend Scaredpoet got projectile vomited on while his airplane landed. This big lady apparently vomited on:

1. Herself
2. On the guy to the left of her.
3. All the way diagonal across the aisle onto the other section where my friend was sitting. On his Blackjack Windows Mobile pocket PC phone. The phone was destroyed from moisture damage as was everything he was wearing.

I am here to tell you that there is indeed something worse than this. An airplane toilet backed up and covered the entire plane with the contents of the toilet…in the beginning of a 7 hour flight.

It’s all here.

This guy’s work is AMAZING. I just emailed him asking how much it is because if I could own one sculpture, this would be it.

Link.

So hay holycrap. My coworker just knitted a large Dalek the size of a human head. This is the coolest thing I have seen all year!

It’s amazing how much posed pictures in catalogs can make anything look awesome. When Victoria’s Secret released their PINK lounge wear line I thought it wasn’t for me because I don’t wear sweatpants and I don’t wear stuff that costs more than it should because it has a brand name and nothing else special about it (like better stitching or fabrics or better cuts. PINK is just sweatpants with logos on it.)

However, I also thought it might not be THAT bad. I mean, for people who like it and buy it, it might fit OK for them, right?

Well maybe it does look good on some people, but you’d never know with the average person I’ve seen wearing PINK. We’re talking sloppybut VPL-sporting bazonka thighed ladies. I’m not talking about overweight, I’m talking about lazy. Where I live, it’s become the uniform of the unwashed woman with extra cash in her pocket. Maybe she’s so lazy that a buttcheek is popping out the top of the elastic pants.

One time I saw something different, I saw a tiny asian woman wearing PINK, but she looked even more fucking ridiculous than the VPL ladies. She was at the total other side of the ridiculous spectrum. She was sitting in a Starbucks with the short shorts hiked up her crack and tube socks pulled up to her knees. She looked absolutely ridiculous, like the poster child for no self esteem. Who the fuck goes to get a latte at 12 noon looking like that? Are we at a club? No. Are we at a con? No. Is it Halloween? No. WTF.

Jesus, Victoria’s Secret. People wearing PINK has become the biggest advertisement not to buy that stuff. OMG.