Here is me with my “ganguro” dark-skinned Hello Kitty. She has a very deep tan. I loved the idea of having a dark skinned kitteh so I bought her! It’s hard to see in the silly web cam but her skin is dark tan. She has the trendy outfit of a young Japanese girl.
Bonus points for those of you who figured out where the title of this post came from. Aw fuck, I just linked to Wikipedia. Are they still deleting webcomics and claiming we are irrelevant? What do you do when a dumbshit shits on his pants and becomes fixed to the chair he is sitting in so that each time you google something he is still there? I guess link to the kid with shitpants. I don’t fucking know.
Anyway, this comic is about the many times I’ve advised people of things and for some insane reason they go and do it anyway. I’m like, dude. I TOLD YOU that would happen? You didn’t listen to me WHY?
This blog is going to undergo a small change. I’m bringing back the old comic I used to do. The ridiculously off the wall offensive wtf comic? The one that made me infamous and sometimes feared? Yeah. THAT one.
The difference with the new old comic is that it’s going to be in sketch format. Why? I do 2 other comics, 3 blogs, chair an entire webcomic convention, develop free iPhone apps for comics, maintain an art tutorial site for comics, and some other things. I am realistic about it all. I do not have the time to create an inked and colored version of this, but the good thing is that I have more freedom to sketch crazy expressions this way.
We have it linked in the “Classic Archive” off of the new comic site, but people still want more and frankly, I have a lot of funny in my brainmeats left. The big problem was where to put it. I already have 2 comics on Onezumi.com and it can’t fit a third. Since the old comic relied heavily on what I was saying in my blog, it just makes sense to embed it here on Onezumiverse.
I’m still gonna post the same shit you all know and love here, but my filter is off. There will be swearing, creative metaphors, jokes involving the human ass, and everything else. This will be rated R. I guess this blog is becoming a magazine of shit I like plus a really fucked up comic. I hope you like it. The first one is coming right after this post.
Hold on to your ass.
